Scott-

Slacker, weirdo, Scott is the master of 'meh'. Notable are his backwards hat and facial hair. The combined effect is something like a skinny talking Silent Bob. That's ok, cause Kevin Smith rocks. Scott also has l33t authorial powers.

Halo Name: syphilis

Jeff-

The chubby one. Jeff has an intact inner child, because like a snake he can unhinge his jaw to swallow large mammals whole. Jeff is proof that men can be more then angry and horny. He's hungry too.

Halo Name: Pussy

David-

Undoubtedly, David is the weird one, and in this group that's quite an accomplishment. Without inhibitions or self control, David takes glee in random chaos and, surprizingly, cooking.

Halo Name: God

Robot Ninja Death Monkey-

He's not actually a robot, nor a ninja. Come to think of it, he hasn't killed anything yet, and he might be an ape.

Halo Name: a monkey

C316 Characters

Abbie Thompson - Scholastic

A newcomer on the Academic Decathlon scene, Abbie has not yet become fully used to the general lunacy that flies about. She's friendly, observant, and a bit cynical. More then often she takes on the role of straightwoman to the rest of the crew.

Richie Cullen - Varsity

Richie showed up in the wrong classroom the first day of his freshman year and just sort of hung around. Since he is now a senior, he's had plenty of opportunity to absorb the warping qualities of Ac Dec. The effect has left him a bit.... odd, but at least he's entertaining.

Joanne Sweeny - Honors

Joanne is returning for her second year on the team. She's a sweet clear-headed individual who seems to be astoundingly well adjusted to the odd behaviors of her teammates. But don't let her innocent exterior fool you, too much time spend with Ian has twisted and warped her in ways that are not obvious.

Ian Mcfay - Scholastic

Ian is the epitome of all things evil. Well, the good evil, not the bad evil. He's rude, he burps, he makes sexually suggestive comments, sexually suggestive body movements, think of him this way, he's the only person on the planet who can find a blank test truly erotic. As well, he's a sucker for a headrub.

Tess Brundhurtz - Varsity

Though this is her first year on the team, Tess cannot be truly considered new to Ac Dec. She has an off-again-on-again best-friendship with Richie and was quite familiar with the team in previous years. Needless to say, Richie has rubbed off a tad on her, and she can often be seen tackling people in an effort to gain an upper hand in the ongoing tickle war that began back in '87.

Hugh Calvin - Honors

Nerd.
How else would one describe Hugh? He's a nerdy little guy with glasses, plays video games, and faints whenever he talks to a girl he likes. Hugh has a number of problems, many of which are with Ian and Richie, who are also his best friends. If his nose isn't buried into a book, it can be found pressed against a computer screen.

Dr. Roberts - Coach

The coach of this particular team, Dr. Scot Roberts has only a finger hold of control over his students, but lives with that because they happen to learn enough to do well in competition. He enjoys torturing new students by throwing them cold into the torturously overwhelming expectation of Ac Dec events. His lectures are well known as uncontrollably boring, but he's a believer of subliminal learning anyway and enjoys messing with them while they sleep.

The Couch - Couch

The couch has been around in C316 since last year and has quite enjoyed its role as a general seating spot for the team members. It's smell came with it from the dump, but for some unknown reason it has gotten steadily worse since it became associated with Ac Dec.